I feel like I haven't been the best wife lately. I feel so guilty about it because you're such super husband.

No I haven't done anything bad, but I just felt like I haven't done enough to make you happy.

Now I know you would never cheat on me, but...have you thought of marrying a second wife?

No not instead of me silly, but just some help.

I don't have the energy to cook every night. I get too tired to clean. And let's be real your sex drive has outrun mine for a while now.

A second wife would solve all of those problems for both of us.

No it's not unfair to me at all. 

It's not just that you get more sex, I get reduced stress and a new friend for a price of one.

So what do you say honey? Will you think about getting that second wife?