We collect all of your data and own everything you have, including firstborn children. 

Our ToS is this: Don’t even dare to say something even remotely bad about our company, and consent to all the trackers we send in to endlessly track you. If you don’t want to be bound by these, don’t play any games. If you don’t agree, and still play anyway because you want to, we’ll use all the data to bring in a macaque to fling poo at you at your location.

(This is just a joke)