An Australian Welcome

Tags: [F4M][Australian Accent][Beach Sex][Blowjob][Rough Sex][Slang][I mean A LOT of slang]

Feel free to improve or change anything to suit your style. (In fact I welcome it)

Summary:

Listener is a tourist visiting Australia, Recently landed in Gold Coast and went to Surfers Paradise Beach to explore.

You are a local Aussie girl, who is currently surfing with a few mates when you noticed a lost tourist wandering the beach. He looks pretty cute, so you figured you’d give him a proper Australian welcome.

You’re an upbeat, fun and “True Blue” Aussie. Very confident in herself and proud of her home.

This audio features a lot of Australian slang,  some you might know, Others you might not have. Here is a list of all the slang used in the script, so you understand what you are saying.

List of Australian Slang used:

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Aussie (pron. Ozzie) : Australian

Arvo : afternoon

Bizzo : business

Bathers : swimming costume

Bloody oath! : that's certainly true

Bloke : man, guy

Bogan : person who takes little pride in his appearance, spends his days slacking and drinking beer

Cozzie : swimming costume

Crikey : An Australian exclamation of surprise or bewilderment

Dag : a funny person, nerd, goof

Dinkum, fair dinkum : true, real, genuine

Footy : Australian Rules football

G'Day : hello!

Gobsmacked : surprised, astounded

Mate : A friend, often used in friendly convosation.

Oz : Australia!

Pash : a long passionate kiss

Perve : looking lustfully at the opposite sex

Rage on : to continue partying

Ripper : great, fantastic

Roo : kangaroo

Root (verb and noun) : synonym for f*ck in nearly all its senses.

Root rat : somebody who is constantly looking for sex.

Squizz (noun) : look

Shark biscuit : somebody new to surfing

Sheila : a woman

Spunk : a good looking person

Stoked : very pleased

Sickie : day off sick from work

Surfies : people who go surfing

Togs : swim suit

True Blue : The real thing, no bullshit.

Yobbo : an uncouth person

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Key:

(Parentheses) = Guidance for attitudes/emotions

[Brackets] = Actions and sound effects.

       ***** ALL SFX ARE COMPLETELY OPTIONAL *****

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[Sound of ocean waves and the beach/ walking in the sand]

(Happy/Welcoming) G'day Mate, you looked a little lost there.

(Concerned) Wandering around the beach all on your lonesome. What are ya doing?

(Curious) A tourist aye? I had you pegged for one.

Where ya from?

[Pause]

(Excited) Oh Mate, I’ve always wanted to visit there!

And your here by yourself?

It’s your first day!

(Proud) Well let me be the first to welcome you to Australia, how you enjoying Gold Coast?

Why’d you pick here to come of all places?

[Pause]

(Excited) The beaches of course! This really is the best place to be in Australia.

(Slightly embarrassed) Well, in my opinion.

(Proud) Personally, I think you picked the best beach in Australia to visit.

This is Surfers Paradise! My favourite place to be.

(Joking) Some days I take a sickie just to spend the day here.

I'm currently out on with the other surfies. But if you want you could join us.

[Pause for reply]

(Slightly dejected) No?

(Playful) That's okay, honestly you look like a bit of a Shark biscuit.

[Pause]

What? Oh I mean you didn’t look like a surfer.

[Laugh]

(Playful/ Concerned)You haven't run into too many yobbos have you?

There are some weird sorts on the beach if your not careful.

(Proud) But lucky for you, you've run into a true blue, fair dinkum Aussie!

I'll give you the grand tour of my home.

Don't worry, this Sheila will treat you right.

So anything in particular you want to see?

[Pause for reply]

[Laugh]

Ha, Doubt you're gonna see any roo's in the city.

You'd have to go well into the country before they jump out at ya.

(Playful) Anything else you wanna see, Besides me?

[Laugh]

Mate, Don't think I haven't I noticed you perving on me in my cozzie.

Yes you. Your eyes have been glued to my chest since I said hello.

(Flirty) Don't worry, I don't mind. I might of been staring at you too.

(Unashamed) What can I say, you're a good looking bloke.

And I certainly look good in my swimwear, I can’t deny.

It really highlights my… features.

(Playful) Don’t you think?

(Frisky) Maybe I should give you a proper Australian welcome.

I know a more private area of the beach.

Come on follow me.

[Walking in sand]

There, this place is a little less crowded.

We can mind our own bizzo here..

(Seductive) Now then.

[Long Kiss]

Enjoying our little pash?

(Giggle)

(Playful) Have you ever had an Australian kiss?

[Kiss]

It's like a French kiss,

[Kiss]

(Seductive whisper) But down under.

[Laugh]

(Playful) You look pretty gobsmacked.

(Seductive) But I can tell your excited.

I can feel it through your swim trunks.

(Joyful) Come on, Lets have a squizz.

[Gasp]

(Exaggerated) Crikey, that's a big one!

[Giggle]

(Playful) Maybe I exaggerate,

(Seductive) But it is beautiful.

[Begin blowjob, It can go for as long as you like but she ain’t letting him finish.]

(Curious) Ever been with an aussie before?

No?

(Playful) I can change that.

Now I know you enjoyed the view of me in my Bathers.

(Confident) But let me take these of. Then we can have a real Aussie root.

[Clothing shuffle]

(Embarrassed) Don't mistake me for a Root rat though. I don't do this for all the tourists I meet.

(Seductive) Just a cute ones.

(Playful) Even if you do seem like a bit of a dag.

Now then.

(Big moan/cry of delight)

[Cue the wet fucking sounds, Continue them throughout]

Bloody oath! This feels good.

[Kissing, add between lines where it feels natrual]

I knew there was something special about you.

You're better than all those Bogans on the beach right now.

Mmm fuck this cock is so good..

I could ride you like this for hours

Now show me how guys across the sea really fuck!

[Continue fucking sounds as long as needed, build to orgasm.]

Oh fuck yea

There you go

Fuck me, fuck me

Take me baby, take me

Take me harrrd.

[Let out a loud moan] Oh yes!

[Aggressive] Fucking get in there..

[Hard pounding, moaning]

Mhm Mhm, keep giving it to me just like that..

Fuck.. grab my ass baby

[More rougher sex sounds, as long as you want, them more to orgasm]

Oh fuck I'm cumming!

I'm fucking cumming!

[Orgasm]

[Catching breath, calming down]

[Sigh of relief]

[Chuckle] holy shit..

(Impressed) Fucken oath, "that" was a ripper of a time!

And you seem pretty stoked yourself.

[Laugh]

(Playful) So, how did you like my Australian welcome.

Still want me to show you around?

[Kiss]

(Satisfied) Great, I'll just collect my togs, then we can rage on.

[Sound of ocean waves and the beach/ walking in the sand]