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You both like woosan, yungi, sebaek, and xiubaek.

You: [college au, best friends~~~]

So we might have a huge problem. Like, the biggest. MG

Stranger: Are you going to give me details or should I try to guess? YH

You: I'll give you the details but it's gonna be slow so you're gonna have to guess at least a few of them. It's a really big problem. MG

Stranger: Did you get a dog? YH

You: GOD, I WISH. MG

HOW WOULD THAT BE A PROBLEM? THAT WOULD BE A BLESSING. MG

No, it's way worse. MG

Stranger: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING YH

Stranger: Can I get a hint? Or should I invite you to just go ahead and tell me? YH

Stranger: You're freaking me out a little. YH

Stranger: Did you murder someone? YH

You: Nooo, it's not that bad. MG

Well, it's really bad. MG

NO I DIDNT MURDER ANYON EWHATS WRONG WITH YOU MG

Stranger: YOU ARE GIVING ME NO CONTEXT YH

You: It's fine!!!!!! MG

That guy just asked me out!!!! MG

Stranger: By big problem... do you mean you felt him up and are intimidated by... ??? YH

Stranger: He's kinda hot. I wouldn't guess he's packing YH

You: STOP SNDKJFBSDJBFDSJ MG

HE ASKED ME OUT AND IM PRETTY SURE HE'S DTF BUT MG

WE HAVE A DIFFERENT PROBLEM MG

Stranger: WHAT??!?!?!?!?1?!?!?! YH

You: DONT LAUGH OK MG

BUT HE ASKED ME OUT AND IM PRETTY SURE HE WANTS TO SMASH BUT MG

OK SO MG

IM LIKE MG

A VIRGIN MG

SO LIKE MG

Stranger: So? YH

You: So I won't know what to do!!! MG

Stranger: Do you wanna? YH

You: Oh my gosh, you're so sweet for offering, I'm so lucky to have such a good friend. Seriously, that's such a weight off my shoulders, you're the best. When are you free? MG

Stranger: Omg no wait hahaha that's not what I meant pft YH

You: Oh wait what MG

Oh lol me neither I was just kidding!!!! MG

Stranger: You are such a liar. YH

Now I'm curious. YH

Care to explain yourself Mingi??? YH

You: No??? I was just joshing around!!! MG

Stranger: You wish we were joshing around YH

You: Well, what did YOU mean? If I want to sleep with him? Yeah, if I knew he wouldn't laugh at me for being a big dumb virge. MG

Stranger: I for one think it's cute if my partner is a big dumb virge. Not to imply that I'm referring to you, but you are pretty cute and a big dumb virge. YH

I think it's cute because I like to feel trusted. Especially if my partner tells me up front. YH

I don't mean to sound like I have a high body count or anything. I've only ever been with two people but... you know. YH

It's cute. YH

And what I meant to say was that if you wanted to, he'd be lucky to have someone like you. YH

You: Two is more than zero :( MG

Ugh. UGH MG

I don't knowww MG

This sucks :(((((((((((((( MG

You think I'm pretty cute? :((((( MG

Stranger: Do I not tell you often enough? Yes, I think you're cute. YH

You: My love language is words of affirmation, I need to hear it a lot :(((((( MG

Stranger: You're adorable and I love you a lot. I treasure our friendship and I'm happy you trust me to be your confidante. I will never let you down. YH

Let's leave and go somewhere else. Going home with some rando is a fine way to have a sexual debut, but it's fun when it's someone special. YH

Stranger: I realize that I implied you should go home with me. Though I would like to go home, I wasn't intending an innuendo YH

You: Sexual debut? Did you get that from tumblr or something? You're literally so lame MG

I didn't mean that, you're not lame at all. You're super cool, even when you wear those shorts that make you look lowkey like Big Bird. You're just a cool guy and that's why everybody adores you, even me. MG

I'll go home with you. MG

Stranger: <3 You're nice when you drink. YH

Let the guy down easy, heartbreaker. I'll meet you outside. YH

You: I only had like three drinks!!!! MG

Stranger: I'm not saying you're drunk dummy. YH

You: And I'm always nice, excuse you. I'm a delight. MG

Stranger: Whatever. I'll wait in the car and get the heat going. YH

You: Do you really think I'm a heartbreaker? Would he really not want to date me if he knew I wouldn't be ready to fuck yet? MG

Stranger: I can't answer these questions omg. If you're worried about it, just leave and don't even make eye contact. YH

Stranger: Lol, do I really need to coach you through this? YH

Stranger: You're adorable YH

You: I think I need you to coach me through a lot of things. MG

I'll be there in a sec. MG

Stranger: Yunho took his sweet time picking a good playlist as he waited for Mingi to join him. Something pretty from a drama he liked recently. He sang along and unlocked the passenger door of his beat-up car with a grin. "Do you need to eat something? We can get something greasy if you want. I think I have a frozen pizza at the apartment though."

You: What a night. Mingi had been freaking out about this party for /weeks/ because he'd /known/ his crush, a hot and unapproachable third-year, would be there, and then he'd somehow managed to ruin everything by laughing nervously and saying he wasn't sure when said third-year actually propositioned him. And despite Mingi's best efforts to dress up, ripped jeans clinging almost too tightly to his thighs, a semi-see-through shirt, and tastefully smudged eyeshadow, Yunho hadn't looked twice at him, either, so basically, Mingi was on the brink of dropping out of college. "Frozen pizza," he said vehemently, "is the food of the gods. Floor it." He flung himself into the passenger seat and closed the door with an upwards wrench to the left, knowing how finicky the lock was, and didn't bother buckling himself in. If he was destined to die tonight, let the cards fall where they may. Besides, he always liked it when Yunho reached over him to forcibly buckle Mingi in, so. It was worth a shot.

Stranger: http://us21.chatzy.com/55194804776657

Stranger: my keyboard isn't working rn so can we continue here ??

You: yes ofc!!! ill resend my reply there :^)

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