/fit/ advice

   For lifting

   > Deadlifts will make you want to go to the gym

   For grills

   > The amount of complaining a woman produces is a constant. Thus, solving one problem only changes the

   nature of the complaints; a man should reserve his efforts for those problems truly worth solving or he will

   be stuck listening to trivial complaints forever

   For school

   > Wake up at 5am monday thru friday, eat a big breakfast, and study until your first class, no breaks. You will feel

   free and relaxed all afternoon, and you won't have to cram every semester.

   For blue-collar job

   > Everyone wants to start their own company someday. If they haven't already registered an LLC, they never will

   For white-collar job

   > Treat the admin staff with the utmost respect. Whether or not they like you has a greater impact on eventual

   success than your education, family, or talent

   For emotional stability

   > Life doesn't stop being funny when people die, and it doesn't stop being serious when people laugh

   For decisions

   > Almost every major decision is best made within two hours of waking from a good sleep

   For politics

   > If no one from the opposing side is willing to have a beer with you, you're wrong and they're right.

   For money

   > Before investing, compare their average portfolio to the S&P 500 index. If they don't beat the index, they are

   charlatans.

   For faith

   > Everyone believes in a few things with zero evidence. People who claim otherwise are lying commie scum.

   For violence

   > If you're fighting fair, you're either an idiot or the fight was completely avoidable

   For travel

   > Memorize the phrases "Help!" "Bathroom?" and "I need someone who speaks English" for any country you visit.

   For prioritizing

   > Do one easy, low-pressure thing before doing the hard stuff. Then do all the hard stuff before you begin the

   second easy thing. Don't fuck around.