Harley’s Strip-Tease Contest

You’re probably wondering why I have both of you tied up here today, sitting in chairs opposite one another, helpless. It’s simple really. Pudden, you know I love you, but you’ve been a little too neglectful lately. I got needs and Batsy, well he’s got a hankering for some Harley. Don’t deny it, hon! How many times have we tangled? I’m sure I know the difference between fighting and copping a feel!

And why not? I’m an appealing piece of ass! Speaking of which—peeling, I mean---that’s what we’re doing. You both have noticed that your cocks are out. Bats, how do you pee in that thing, anyway? I had to cut a shitload away. Anyway. I’m going to do a special striptease for you and the hardest cock when I’m done wins. I see you already reactin’

Now, first, I’m gonna take off my boots—you remember how flexible I am, right? So I dive, roll and<grunt> push them off <clunk of boots> falling. Mmmm, I know somebody likes my toes in fishnets, doesn’t he? Give ‘em a li’l kiss, pudden. That’s it. Now I dance over here to the Dark Knight. You want me to pull down the zipper on my costume…like this <unzipping> Yeah, you like that. But I’m gonna finish that in the center of the room. All eyes on me! Zip allllll the way down. I shimmy out of the arms…turning so both of you can get an eyeful. You guys like my black lace bra? Wait till I push my costume past my hips and down, down, down. My lace thong matches! Look at those hard cocks, now!

You both dream about this naked flesh, don’t you? Dream of possessing it, fucking it, owning it? But who is harder? Batsy, you are the tit man here, aren’t you? Let me sit in your lap while I undo the clasp on my bra. <Sound> Daddy Like? Let me mash them in your face. See if you can get a mouth on a nipple.<Moan> Go Batsy go! <moan> You got one! That’s my cue to get up. It’s time to decide!

Hmmm tough choice, tough choice. But somehow I think my Puddens got a real charge out of Bats sucking my tits. Yeah I don’t need a protractor for this. Well, well, well, we have a winnah! Da Jokah! Yeah, that cock is really at attention and begging for some Quinn quaff! Let me skinny off my thong—do you like my little heart tat above my pubes? <girly cute> That’s for you!

No, I ain’t untying anybody. I’m just going to crawl onto your lap and <moan as you slowly slip down on Joker Joint). What’s that you say, Batsy? Was that a little moan? Enjoyin’ the show? <moan> You like seeing me rock up and down on that hard cock? Get your mouth on my titties, baby! You know I love that! Watching your worst enemy get some, really gets you going? <moan, getting more excited> God you feel so fucking good!...this is so fucking nasty brilliant!...oh fuck!...Fuck… ddahh…<improvise to orgasm>

That was excellent, Pudden! Now watch this!

See, I noticed somethin’ interesting when I took off Batsy’s belt. <hold up a black vial> Da da da da da da da da BatLUBE! <Giggle> Makes you wonder if Dr. Wertham was right about him and Robin, hmmm? What’s that Batsy? Aw, you’re so sweet, sometimes. If it really is for me then I’ll just have to lube up that cock of yours with it

< whatever that sounds like>

And then squat down, reverse cowgirl style <moan as your ass is invaded by bat-cock> Ooh, Batsy, you really fill me up! You dream of tearing open my spandex and fucking my ass like this every time we fight, don’t you? You do! You can say it! You can keep fucking those hips up into me, too. <moan excitedly> You dream of fucking your worst enemy’s girl. ..you ever dream of doing it in front of him. God! You’re cock got even bigger in my ass! <moaning getting even more excited, panting and whatnot> Batman’s fucking me! God I’m Batman’s whore, Batman’s cumslut, Batman’s fucktoy!...Fuck my ass! Fuck me! Yeah, fuck yeah, fill me up with Bat-Cum! <improvise to orgasm again>

Woot! Now I’ve got two guys’ cum running down my legs, mixing together….Mmmmm. That was fun. I should think of something even better for tomorrow! ‘Night, boy’s.

<sound of light switch being flipped>

You’re probably wondering why I have both of you tied up here today, sitting in chairs opposite one another, helpless. It’s simple really. Pudden, you know I love you, but you’ve been a little too neglectful lately. I got needs and Batsy, well he’s got a hankering for some Harley. Don’t deny it, hon! How many times have we tangled? I’m sure I know the difference between fighting and copping a feel!

And why not? I’m an appealing piece of ass! Speaking of which—peeling, I mean---that’s what we’re doing. You both have noticed that your cocks are out. Bats, how do you pee in that thing, anyway? I had to cut a shitload away. Anyway. I’m going to do a special striptease for you and the hardest cock when I’m done wins. I see you already reactin’

Now, first, I’m gonna take off my boots—you remember how flexible I am, right? So I dive, roll and<grunt> push them off <clunk of boots> falling. Mmmm, I know somebody likes my toes in fishnets, doesn’t he? Give ‘em a li’l kiss, pudden. That’s it. Now I dance over here to the Dark Knight. You want me to pull down the zipper on my costume…like this <unzipping> Yeah, you like that. But I’m gonna finish that in the center of the room. All eyes on me! Zip allllll the way down. I shimmy out of the arms…turning so both of you can get an eyeful.

 You guys like my black lace bra? Wait till I push my costume past my hips and down, down, down. My lace thong matches! Look at those hard cocks, now! You both dream about this naked flesh, don’t you? Dream of possessing it, fucking it, owning it? But who is harder? Batsy, you are the tit man here, aren’t you? Let me sit in your lap while I undo the clasp on my bra. <Sound> Daddy Like? Let me mash them in your face. See if you can get a mouth on a nipple.<Moan> Go Batsy go! <moan> You got one! That’s my cue to get up. It’s time to decide!

Hmmm tough choice, tough choice. But somehow I think my Puddens got a real charge out of Bats sucking my tits. Yeah I don’t need a protractor for this. Well, well, well, we have a winnah! Da Jokah! Yeah, that cock is really at attention and begging for some Quinn quaff! Let me skinny off my thong—do you like my little heart tat above my pubes? <girly cute> That’s for you!

No, I ain’t untying anybody. I’m just going to crawl onto your lap and <moan as you slowly slip down on Joker Joint). What’s that you say, Batsy? Was that a little moan? Enjoyin’ the show? <moan> You like seeing me rock up and down on that hard cock? Get your mouth on my titties, baby! You know I love that! Watching your worst enemy get some, really gets you going? <moan, getting more excited> God you feel so fucking good!...this is so fucking nasty brilliant!...oh fuck!...Fuck… ddahh…<improvise to orgasm>

That was excellent, Pudden! Now watch this!

See, I noticed somethin’ interesting when I took off Batsy’s belt. <hold up a black vial> Da da da da da da da da BatLUBE! <Giggle> Makes you wonder if Dr. Wertham was right about him and Robin, hmmm? What’s that Batsy? Aw, you’re so sweet, sometimes. If it really is for me then I’ll just have to lube up that cock of yours with it

< whatever that sounds like>

And then squat down, reverse cowgirl style <moan as your ass is invaded by bat-cock> Ooh, Batsy, you really fill me up! You dream of tearing open my spandex and fucking my ass like this every time we fight, don’t you? You do! You can say it! You can keep fucking those hips up into me, too. <moan excitedly> You dream of fucking your worst enemy’s girl. ..you ever dream of doing it in front of him. God! You’re cock got even bigger in my ass! <moaning getting even more excited, panting and whatnot> Batman’s fucking me! God I’m Batman’s whore, Batman’s cumslut, Batman’s fucktoy!...Fuck my ass! Fuck me! Yeah, fuck yeah, fill me up with Bat-Cum! <improvise to orgasm again>

Woot! Now I’ve got two guys’ cum running down my legs, mixing together….Mmmmm. That was fun. I should think of something even better for tomorrow! ‘Night, boy’s.

<sound of light switch being flipped>