(sobbing) 

“Seriously!? That’s really the tenth college to reject me? They’re not even a good school, how could they even dare reject me?! Why won’t any of those wretched schools accept me? All those AP exams for nothing. All those all nighters for nothing. Nothing!”

(sobbing intensifies) 

“What? Really?! They accepted me?! Eeeeeek! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!”

(sobbing deintensifies as jubilation overtakes her)

-short pause as Mom explains the caveat of the acceptance letter-

“Well, if all I have to do to get in is an interview with the Headmaster, that’s better than working at McDonalds until next semester! Drop me off at 11:30 mom, I want to be there early! Gahh I’m so excited!” 

-door opens-

“Good afternoon Headmaster, I am here for my interview!” 

-door closes-

“Well…I’m here because I’ve worked so dang hard in highschool to look good for you!” 

(giggle as he replies with, “and look good you do!”) 

“Aw, you’re too nice, Headmaster.”

(giggle again)

“No really! I’m here because I’ve worked so hard - well, that F was bullsh - that final was rigged - that one I tried my hardest at least-“ 

(pause as sobbing intensifies again) 

“OK! You’re right, I’ve been slacking off. Senioritis got me good and I’ve been spending a lot of time with my boyfriend and I haven’t been able to get much work done because it’s all so hard and calculus is calculus, like where would I even need that in my life? -sigh- I’m sorry, I just didn’t want to disappoint my mom and not get into college.”

(sobbing intensifies) 

“What? Really? A special offer to get in? I won’t let you down Headmaster! What do I have to do to get in!?

(sobbing deintensifies as she giggles instead) 

“Suck your cock?! That’s so gross! Ew! Pee comes from there! I remember that much from sophomore year anatomy.” 

(pause as Headmaster reexplains the situation) 

“Ok, ok, ok! Fine, I’ll suck your dick. But I won’t know what I’m doing and I might get grossed out to be honest so it may not even feel good and-“

(gag as the Headmaster puts his penis in her mouth and she recoils out)

“Holy shit don’t do that I wasn’t ready! -pause- Oh, my, god. Your dick is so big. Yeah, it’s bigger than my boyfriends. Wait, you mean you’re not even hard? Oh gosh. I thought it was hard already but was just squishy because it’s so huge.”

(pause as the Headmaster replies)

“Don’t trash talk him! I love him very much and the sex we have feels good. He’s big enough for me is all I’m saying, at least his isn’t a monster like yours. Like for real, your cock is massive, my hand doesn’t even wrap all the way around it.”

(giggle as Headmaster puts his flaccid cock over her face)

“Oh, my, god, it’s as long as my face and it’s not even hard yet. What the heck. If you pass out when you get hard, I’m not calling for help, that’s just too embarrassing. Plus it’ll jeopardize your career probably! I’m just slowly jerk you with both of my hands because using just one will take too long. -sounds of hand motions can be heard- You like looking at your huge cock in my little hands? That must be a funny sight. 

(pause as she’s in awe)

“Holy, shit, that’s the biggest dick in the world I bet. Hello? Headmaster? Did you pass out? Good, I was reluctant at first but now I want to see how far my mouth can go down on this giant dick. You’re not going to fuck me though, you’d basically be committing murder if you were, so don’t bother thinking about that, jeez.” 

(attempt at putting the head of the cock into her mouth) 

“It’s too fat, Headmaster. It’s stretching my mouth so much but I still can’t get it in. Maybe if you use your finger to stretch it out for me? I can’t use mine because I want to jerk you off with both hands! Alright lets try again, take two!” 

(gag a bit as the head of the cock enters her mouth in its entirety) 

“We did it! We’ve conquered the mountain known as Headmaster’s Massive Cock! Hi-five!”

(laugh)

“Ok, ok, I’ll stop trying to make you laugh and start trying to make you cum. I’ve only given handjobs before so you’re gonna cum from that at least!” 

-sucking intensifies for a few moments- 

“Sorry! Your dick is just too big for my virgin mouth. The biggest thing it’s taken is a corndog and you’re way bigger than that. Just, let me take a breath. Really Headmaster? You’re gonna cum already? I’m just too cute for you to handle, huh.”

(giggle as the sound of her jacking the Headmaster off can be heard)

“Sorry! I’m just really struggling to handle your massive cock. Because we probably won’t do this again, I’ll have to try to go as deep as I can before you finish, alright? Sorry if my teeth hurts you!”

-slow sucking intensifies to sounds of gagging. Gagging intensifies as the Headmaster holds her head down as he starts to cum. Sounds of struggling can be heard from her-

(heavy breathing) 

“What the fuck! I never said you could cum in my mouth! I’ve never even done that for my boyfriend and you just forced that on me.”

(she spits on the floor)

“What? I only went a little past the head? Jesus, that’s it?! Either your cock is too big or I’m too terrible at this, probably both, but jeez. Let me just say, even if I’m beating a dead horse, that you’re hung like one, haha. Alright, well, I’ll be going now, but before I do, please assure me that I’m accepted here, Headmaster!” 

(Headmaster says yes)

“Woohoo! See you when the semester starts, Headmaster!” 

(pause as the Headmaster offers her help with tuition)

(giggle)

“Oh you, I’ll be sure to come to you if I need help paying for tuition!”