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{

  "name": "Sam's deluxe pack",

  "calls": [

    [

      [

        "A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ",

        {}

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        "My landlord called the police when she found out about ",

        {}

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        "I found ",

        {},

        "hidden away in Will's prison pocket"

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        {},

        ": Now streaming on Netflix"

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        "Cilit Bang. BANG! and ",

        {},

        "is gone"

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        "My wife left me for ",

        {}

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        "The Chameleon circuit is working again! Instead of a police box the TARDIS is now ",

        {}

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        "You can't be serious! ",

        {},

        "is ABSOLUTELY a social construct."

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        {},

        ". It's a trap!"

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        "I'm going on a cleanse this week. Nothing but kale and ",

        {}

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        "I would definitely ship ",

        {},

        "with",

        {}

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        "I'm not racist or anything, but I really don't like ",

        {}

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        "The new Avengers movie was great until they added ",

        {}

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        {},

        "is a slippery slope that leads to ",

        {}

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        {},

        "? In my ",

        {},

        "? It's more likely than you think."

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        {},

        "are a girls best friend"

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        {},

        ". That's how I want to die."

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        "Coming to Broadway this season,",

        {},

        ": The Musical"

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        {},

        "is not a get out of jail free card"

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        "My favourite film is Harry Potter and the ",

        {}

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        "In my opinion",

        {},

        "is under utilised"

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        "Sam's greatest turnon is",

        {}

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        "I get by with a little help from",

        {}

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        {},

        "gives me uncontrollable gas"

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        {},

        "brought the orgy to a grinding halt"

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        "A successful job interview starts with a firm handshake and ends with",

        {}

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        "I'm young, dumb and full of",

        {}

      ]

    ],

    [

      [

        "The genders are male, female and",

        {}

      ]

    ]

  ],

  "responses": [

    "the jewish race",

    "a furry writing BAD WOLF everywhere",

    "men",

    "carbon monoxide poisoning",

    "the pull out method",

    "a prescription for ecstasy ",

    "crippling gonorrhea",

    "left nutsack",

    "brownlow's sex dungeon",

    "ass to mouth fecal transplants",

    "buffy the vampire layer",

    "ass ventura: crack detective",

    "pulp friction",

    "anal sex induced E.coli",

    "what Becca gets up to in her shower",

    "6 men who have recently masturbated but not washed their hands",

    "licking someone's eyeball for sexual pleasure",

    "watching an orphanage burn",

    "vaginal crust",

    "dick cheese",

    "a Columbine survivor",

    "sucking 12 raw oysters out your grandma's vagina",

    "a nun squatting in a cucumber field",

    "penis enlargement pills",

    "a mime having a stroke",

    "chunks of dead prostitute",

    "gloryholes",

    "a defective condom",

    "the Chinese kids in my basement",

    "My tight little bussy",

    "Sam's delightful little Red Room",

    "Harry calling himself gay although he isn't",

    "ella's issues with being vertically challenged",

    "older british men",

    "Aidan's lack of an alcohol tolerance",

    "Carol fuckin' Baskin",

    "girls with daddy issues being the funnest",

    "The Rock's smooth scrotum",

    "anal cavities",

    "redhead schoolgirls",

    "three consecutive minutes of happiness",

    "a Champion hoodie stained with what suspiciously looks like ejaculate",

    "sex with the ghost of Frank Sinatra",

    "cuba's finest methamphetamine",

    "creepy older men",

    "free samples at the sperm bank",

    "daddy's belt",

    "white privilege",

    "badly timed Jew jokes",

    "M16 assault rifles",

    "child protective services",

    "cum",

    "sexual tension",

    "the size of Ella's member",

    "twitter fanfics",

    "Sophie Greenwood",

    "second hand dildos",

    "Megan Spittle's pathological lying",

    "masturbating with a blender",

    "harry's sandpaper knob",

    "Rowan's yeast infection",

    "Robyn's watermelon breasts",

    "Samuel Barnard",

    "Ella's deteriorating lungs",

    "black people",

    "pro racism",

    "daddy issues",

    "unwanted rape jokes",

    "me",

    "will being a bottom",

    "bending over for sam",

    "nazis",

    "the lesbian community",

    "brownlow's fixation with anime girls",

    "dating a child",

    "Chris Hansen",

    "Harry simping for 5 years",

    "obama's last name",

    "incest",

    "jack's obsession with Rowan",

    "will's rosebud asshole",

    "snapchat nudes",

    "the fantastic concept that age is just a number",

    "a latex gimp suit",

    "inserting small balls into one's uretha",

    "will's boner for kazoos",

    "licking taints",

    "Double D breasts",

    "Will's lack of a top energy",

    "accidentally pulling all of Will's friends",

    "crippling depression"

  ]

}

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