[scared voice]

Gee mister this sure is a cool place I really need to be going. I have plans for tomorrow and I-

Wait did you say you have an invention to show me?

Well maybe I can stay a little longer.

How does it work?

You want me to take off my clothes? I don't know...

Ohhhhh! For science. Alright then.

Alright I'm naked now, but I'm not sure were really breaking any new ground here.

Hey hold on, what's that whirring noise coming from? What's that? Why are you pointing at me?

[zapping electrical noises]

[Asian voice] Wut you do to us.

[White voice] Wait...us? US!?

[Asian voice] They two of us now.

[White voice] Oh my God, this invention changes everything.

[Asian voice] How it change?

[White voice] The device duplicated us and separated us. Instead of one single hapa there's two of us. One white, one Asian. The possibilities...

[Asian voice] What can he do now?

[White voice] Before there was one hapa, cute though odd. Now he has a gorgeous white woman, elegant and presentable: wife material. He also has an Asian: sensual, servile, a human sex toy. Before he had simple pleasure, but now he conquered biology.

[Asian voice] He do it again now?

[White voice] Well sir, I think it's clear what you can do. You already have us in spirit and body. Do you stop now with a perfect white wife and sultry Asian handmaiden? Or are you going to make a new world with the Hapa Zappa?