(The script is intended as fantasy and does not condone or encourage illegal behavior)

Thanks for inviting me on this date, it's a really nice restaurant.

So what do you do?

You're a what?

A rapist?

That's so cool!

I've always dreamed about dating a rapist. Driving the car for him, holding the girls down, and uh...

Wow. I'm so rude I should really let you talk more about what you want. I mean after all, maybe you're not into that sort of rape. I would never want to make you do anything that made you uncomfortable. That's really important to me.

So what kind of rapist are you?

Oh a serial rapist...

That's my favorite kind! Can I help? Can I? Can I? Oh puh-lease.

Yay. Thanks so much for saying yes.

I know just the plan. We could go on a roadtrip together! A man and a woman can travel anywhere without getting a lot of attention. Just think, going from town to town looking for women who are hitchhiking, lost, or just too trusting. Then we drive her into the middle of nowhere. Before she know what hit her your balls deep in her every unwilling hole. Once you cum in her we just dump her and drive to a quiet motel 5 towns over to rest up and recover.

It makes me so sad to think you've had to do this alone all of these years, but your lonely days are over. We're going to have so much fun together. I can't wait to help you rape.