Hey there, I’ve been thinking a lot today about breakfast, and your cock.

So I thought it’d be really great to put these things together.

I’m going to talk about your cock, what you’re doing with it, and your breakfast choices this morning. 

So get naked! I will too!

Just imagine me naked, standing there with my little chef’s hat while your cock gets hard.

My perky butt and my nice round tits.

What do you mean breakfast isn’t sexy!?

Do I need to make things that obvious.

Think of your creamy butter spreading over my toasty tits.

Or your gushing milk into my mouthful of cereal.

Cracking your egg all over my ass?

Me eating your sausage?

Well I do hope that’s doing it for you by now

You should start stroking your cock now

Make sure to go nice and fast for me

I really don’t wanna run out breakfast puns

Really don’t want to be scraping the bottom of the biscuit barrel?

Wank your cock while you look at my sweet buns and listen to my sour puns

But wait, I actually forgot something

I really like breakfast

And if you didn’t have breakfast today then I don’t think we can get past this.

I think you should stop wanking your cock, and maybe come back tomorrow after your most important meal.

Glad those guys are gone

No let’s go breakfast aficionados, really stroke your cocks fast

I need you to get my pain au choca… cum ready!

Just imagine me sucking on your savoury sausage

Right down in front of you with my cute little chef hat bobbing up and down

Fruit can be really sexy too, and is a great addition to a balanced breakfast

I’m sure everyone goes to thinking about me sucking their bananas

But there are so many more possibilities

Squeezing my juicy watermelons

Busting all over my coconuts

And just imagine me eating up all your seeds

And how could we forget about breakfast drinks!

I can milk you all over me

Squeeze out all your juices 

Get some tasty cream for my coffee

Now I think we’re getting somewhere, it’s time for our final breakfast countdown.

And when I get to zero I want to have some sticky buns!

10.

9. Oh you know what I really like, bananas

8. Wait no, not like to eat, that’s horrible, why would you do that?

7. Keep stroking your croissants

6. Like seriously, I’m getting desperate here

5. You’re just like my coffee in the morning, you’re hot and I want you inside me

4. I’m sorry guys but I’m really struggling to get over that banana thing

3. Keep jerking your cock

2. But if you ate a banana for breakfast, I need you to ruin your orgasm. Ruin your orgasm like you ruined that banana’s hopes and dreams.

1. Ready to butter my buns?

0. Cum for me. 

Shoot your milk into my warm wet mouth.

Onto my sticky buns

Cream my coffee

Crack your egg all over me