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FSA Challenges and Questions - By Zcreenburn on 27th December 2020 06:43:17 AM
And then there is this genius move developed right here on FSA
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The 1st girl faps to a recording of a the 2nd girl and records it.
Then the 2nd girl listens to the new recording of the 1st fapping to her and records herself fapping to that.
Then the 1st girl records herself fapping to the new recording
And so on...
More than two girls can play, of course and who knows how far it could go!
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Huskily Whisper These Lines
Choose the tone, choose the mood and have some sexy fun with them!
"I'm not wearing anything under this. How soon can we get out of here?"
"Why do you think I always wear my "fuck me" shorts when we go out after work?"
"Don't tell me I'm 'stunning' or 'gorgeous any of that. Just tell me you want to take me to bed."
"This is my spare room card. Give me fifteen minutes to get ready, use it and then use me"
"I've never wanted anyone more than I want you right now."
“Come on, baby, be with me.”
“Do you want to play with both of us girls at the same time?"
“Let me show you some magic.”
"I will do whatever you ask and be anything you want me to be."
"Let me give you pleasure."
"In the bedroom, I want someone to take charge of me."
"Stop talking and touch me."
“I didn’t think you were afraid of teaching anything, Sir.”
“I’m on the pill, and I haven’t been with anyone in almost a year, Sir. I really want to fuck.”
“I know I’m a whore who is supposed to be satisfied with whatever I get, but that was amazing!”
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So I had this idea, I think it might be quite fun and even kinda sexy. But, I don't know, maybe it wouldn't work out or it'd go on too long for you. Any ladies willing to give it a shot? Some general pointers for you. You can read the questions or just say Question 1, Question 2, whatever works for you. The questions are more talking points than anything, you can answer them as detailed or as simply as you like. If you feel like you've already answered one question previously (or you just don't want to) please skip it! Finally, take as long or as short as you like! I'm in no hurry. I look forward to hearing your voice!
1. What are your thoughts on foot fetish in general? Too weird, really hot, no big deal?
2. Do you have any foot fetish experiences? Tell us one! If not, would you like to try it?
3. If you found out that a guy you've been dating had a foot fetish, how would you react?
4. Foot worship! Do you (or do you think you would) enjoy the sensations of having your feet kissed, licked and sucked?
5. Footjobs! Ever given one? Would you like to? Do you think you'd be able to make a guy cum using only your feet?
6 Tickling! Are you ticklish? How do you think you'd be able to handle 10 minutes of having your feet tickled non-stop?
7. Shoes! What's your shoe size? What's your most favourite pair of shoes? Which pair of shoes do you think make you look and feel the most sexy?
8. Smelly feet! Do your feet ever smell? On a scale of 1 to 10, how smelly are they? Can you describe the smell?
9. My ultimate fantasy is a foot sniffing handjob - to be tied up and made to smell feet while having my cock relentlessly teased. Would you ever do that to a guy or is that too much?
10. Can you please say "smell my feet" three times as seductively as possible?
Thanks for reading!
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PANTY CHECK
Let's revive it!
Tell us what you're wearing
Type, style, fabric, color, texture etc..
Is there any special story attached to these panties?
Do they make you feel a certain way?
GO!
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THE FSA FIELD TRIP CHALLENGE!
Go onto /b, or /aco or some other board and set up a vocaroo thread. You just have to do whatever requests show up there. Fuck quality and fuck saving. Just do 'em quick and dirty in vocaroo only so they expire. Keep it up as long as requests come in or just for the night...
You have to lead with a panel and a voice sample. Make it clear if you just want it to be you or if others can play too. /b moves much, much faster than /soc ever has. Oh and there will be rudeness. Be ready for all that.
When you return to us, you should make a field trip report recording.
Sample setup. Make any changes you like. No need to post your archive or anything. Make up a new persona for this if you want.
VOCAROO THREAD
I'm <insert name you will use> from FSA and I'm taking any and all requests for things to say.
If you get me excited, I might shlick but I'm only talking about saying things tonight. GO!
There are a few news panels in VK's Imgur for this, or use your own.
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Masturbation Challenges for the Adventurous Ladies:
-Masturbate while singing your favorite song.
Hard mode: Make it all the way through, don't cum til the end.
-Masturbate whilst on the phone with a friend
Hard mode: Silently contain an orgasm
-Masturbate while watching and describing your favorite porn scene.
Hard mode: Cum every time the featured lady (or ladies?) appear to
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Blackmail videos are a rare delicacy online, and I feel like scripts take something out of the experience - the teasing, the element of surprise, those are cruelly absent from scripted recordings. Here's the kind of interactive JOI scenario I'd love to hear recorded :
First you'd tease us about how it would feel to surrender all control, be completely dominated and have no way to pussy out, even online.
Then you'd make us fap thinking about it, teasing, building up pressure to make us let our guard down, because men are stupid when they're horny.
Then you'd make us open our mailbox, enter a junk email of yours, make us write our real name, the contact of someone we care about, all the while saying how it's not dangerous unless we send it, and that you know we want it to happen anyway.
Then you'd make us put in an incriminating picture, or make us take one with your name and a timestamp and/or anything incriminating you'd want.
Then you'd tease us some more, make us hover the mouse over the send button, and near the end of the cum countdown, when we're most vulnerable, make us send it.
Then it's your call, letting us cum or not, making fun of us for being so easy to trap...
Extra points if you can make it sound like it is serious and you'll carry on with the blackmail.
Infinite points if you actually do.
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DIRTY TALKING PHRASE CHALLENGE II (2 FLAVORS)
Dominant
Get down there and lick my pussy
Tell me how good that pussy tastes/how wet I am/how hard I've made your cock
Keep going, suck that clit/lick that pussy/fuck me ... harder/faster/slower/gentler
Keep going, make me come with your mouth/tounge/cock
Look me in the eyes; I'm gonna suck that cock so good... but I want you to beg me for it/but if you look away I stop
Get behind me/on top/on your knees and fuck my pussy till I come
You like it? You like that tight/wet/hot/little pussy? Tell me how much you love it.
Lick this clean, baby/[his name] (finger yourself then hold out your hand... hot!)
Stand up and fuck my face/mouth/pussy
Give me that cum, I want to taste it
That's it baby/[his name], good job, keep working that pussy/cock
Submissive
I want to/please can I suck your cock?
Oh god, fuck me harder/don't stop/give me that cock
Baby/[his name], oh god, I'm gonna come, I'm coming!/can I come?
Oh god, I can't take it, oh don't stop! please don't stop!
My pussy's so wet/you feel so huge/fill me up with that cock!
Fuck me baby/love/[his name], use me like your dirty/filthy/good little girl
I want to feel you come inside me/fill me up/fuck me raw!
Fuck my pussy/do whatever you want to me/fuck me however you want, I want/need it bad!
Oooh, you're so big/huge/good, you're making me wet/come/shake
Fuck me harder/faster, make my tits bounce!
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SWEET TALK CHALLENGE
"There's More Than One Way to Say It.
"Good Morning"
“How was your day?”
“Be careful”
“Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe”
“Sweet dreams”
“How are you?”
“I hope you’re feeling better”
“Have a good day today!”
“I miss you”
“Good night”
“Can you come over?”
“Can I come over?”
“Can I see you?”
“Can I call you?”
“You’re beautiful”
“Want something to drink?”
“Watch your step”
“Let’s watch a movie”
“What are you up to?”
“How is your day so far?”
“It will be okay”
“I’m here for you”
“Do you need anything?”
“Are you hungry?”
“I just wanted to hear your voice”
“You just made my day”
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You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think.
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OFFICE SPEAK CHALLENGE (For Performers AND Writers)
I read an article about the history of office-speak(http://www.theatlantic.com/features/archive/2014/04/the-origins-of-office-speak/361135/) and wanted to make a challenge around using it erotically. There is so much of it that I there is really no way it could be done with all of them, but pick as many as you can and use them in a sexy way. Anyway, I saw it had potential for growth, so I thought I'd run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.
Pick what works, make it sexy and have fun!
THE TERMS
proactive leadership,reach out, run it up the flagpole, circle back, soup to nuts, low-hanging fruit, pain points, drilling down, bleeding edge, the bottom line, capacity, bandwidth,accuracy,precision,incentives,maximized production,productivity, personal,fulfillment,synergy,paradigm shift, disrupt,rattlers,pythons,functioning,capabilities,task cycle, Streamline, restructure,let go,create operational efficiencies, 80-20, Boil the ocean, Sync up, optionality, standard deviations, leverage, value-add, advice networks, mentoring networks,Volatility,Uncertainty,Complexity, andAmbiguity, run it up the flagpole, hard-sell, mind share,
ideation, native solutions, personal brand, bandwidth, hack,multi-task, download,top-down,bottom-up,makers,creatives ,journey,mission,passion, energy, vision,values,passion,purpose,diversity,inclusion,talent development,equity,outcome,engagement,dialogue,recognition,experience,awareness,and education.
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NEW COMPUTER MESSAGES CHALLENGE
>Device Connect/Disconnect Sound
-"H-Hey! Don't just go plugging/tugging it all of a sudden, be a bit more gentle!"
-"Hmm...just the right size, a perfect match!"
-"[Moan]"
>Device Failed to Connect
-"Ummm...could you try... pulling out... and sticking it in again?"
-"Hmmm... it's okay. I hear a lot of guys have performance issues, just try again."
>Turning On/Start Up Sound
-"You really know which buttons to push to turn me on..."
-"I'm probably the only person you know that you can turn on with just one touch."
-"Hello there!"
-"Oh! Nice to see you again!"
>Turn Off/Shut Down Sound
-"Til next time then!"
-"Good! You need to spend more time off your lazy ass anyway!"
-"Goodbye, and take care!"
>Error Sound
-"Wait...What the fuck did you do now!"
-"Umm... I think you broke something , cuz' I haven't done shit."
-"I...I don't even...just how?"
-"[Sigh] Why am I not surprised? What is it now?"
>Print/Fax Complete
-"Printings done! You know that's a weird word, 'printing'... 'printings', ... 'printer', ... 'print'... [Chuckle]"
-"Your thingy is done, go get it from that slut, Printer."
-"Printer is done! Also don't believe what she says! It was one time!"
-"Me and Printer got this shit on lock! Come and get it!"
>Print/Fax Error
-"Really!? One job! You only have one job Printer! Get it together!"
-"Well, that is embarrassing. I guess we all get have our moments."
-"Not my fault! I swear! Errr... At least it think it wasn't."
>Critical/Low Battery Sound
-"[Yawn] Hmm... gettin' kinda sleepy here."
-"I think ... I might need a little pick me up."
-"Hey, I need some juice here. Plug me, baby.... Okay I'll stop."
-"Hellooo! About to die here. Could really use your help right now."
>Empty Recycle Bin Sound
-"Out with the old and in with the new!"
-"I hope I didn't throw out anything important in there. [Maniacal Laugh]"
-"If only taking out the trash was this easy in real life, huh?"
-"I wonder where all this trash stuff goes anyway?"
>Device Connect/Disconnect Sound
-"Huh... you stuck it in the right hole this time. Kudos to you!"
-"Device connected...What? Not everything has to be sexual innuendo, pervert."
>Device Failed to Connect
-"Well maybe if you stop wiggling it around so much, we could get it to work!"
-"Ummm...is it in?"
>Turning On/Start Up Sound
-"Oh hey, what's up?"
-"
-"[Yawn] .... Ughh ....[Quick Exhale] I'm up! I'm up! I'm up! Let's get to work."
>Turn Off/Shut Down Sound
-"Goodnight!"
-"Later!"
-"Peace out!"
>Error Sound
-"Error! Good job everyone! Ughhh..."
-"It worked perfectly! Nah, I'm just fuckin' with ya' that shit is fuuuuuuked."
>Print/Fax Completed
-"It's done! Who faxes nowadays, anyway?"
-"Your fax is done. Fax is a pretty chill guy, who knew? Huh."
>Print/Fax Error
-"Nope, not happening sunshine, try again."
-"Blame Fax/Printer, not my problem."
Might collect audio if this is actually done, and make a new Sound Scheme, for Windows. Feel free to do this yourself or change/alter/add/remove lines.
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Along with new thread panels, I think we should have a theme. The elders speak of a moan at the head of every thread and I'm sure I could make one of those but why not celebrate who we are?
Suggestions for Theme Recordings
FSA <moan>
FSA <giggle>
"Female Sexy Audio" <moan>
"Female Sexy Audio" <giggle>
Or any combination of these.
For the more ambitious among you.
Mmmmm....<Moan like you are coming><whispered>FSA
OR Make your own kind of Thing.
They will be used in rotation so...Everybody Wins!
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Writers! FSA PRODUCTIONS has three ongoing properties you can write for:
1. Temple Girls: To date, four writers have contributed to this long-running series.
Feel like filmy gowns, harems of nubile women, adventure, sex-magic and war? Read and dive in.
https://freetexthost.net/iZLLoDLk
(List at the top of the bin)
2. Loli-Cum Oblivion
FSA's own magical girl fights evil with her orgasms in a really scanty costume.
3 stories only since Giggle-chan left us and tons of room to improvise.
https://freetexthost.net/XDTbxBWb
0 Origin Story
I The Octopus Demon
II The Demon House
3. The Erotic Adventures of Time Travel Girl
She's a horny girl genius with a time machine. Light comedy is the genre, all of time is the setting, nearly any fetish can be pursued.
I. Cave Bang
II. Catherine the Great
III. The Time Police Stop Me Meddling with 2020
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Pick a number between 1 and 39 and then do that number's script in here:
https://freetexthost.net/jBnSJqPI
Option-Use: http://www.mathgoodies.com/calculators/random_no_custom.html
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Azula's Dice Game! (Interactive JOI)
Come play a little game of chance with me, I will be your host, your DM.
Azula's Dice Game co-ed! (Masturbation, Interactive JOI)
Just like Azula's Dice Game, except she plays along with you! Still your DM, except your DM faps along with you to orgasm!
Rules, Guideline, Corresponding numbers can be found here, I suggest you take a look at it before playing the game.
Happy Azula Games and may the odds be ever in your favor!
-Azula, Dungeon Master
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Pantyhose Gagging Challenge & Script
Would any girl be willing to do the following script? It requires a pair of pantyhose.
"[incredulous] What? You want me to act like a damsel in distress? [pause] ...and even gag myself with my pantyhose? [sullen] Okay, I'll fucking do it. But you better be appreciative." [takes legs of pantyhose and ties them tight as she can between her teeth; as tight as it is, she is still able to talk] "Okay, like this? It barely works. It's so tight--that's as tight as it goes. Doesn't work." [ungags herself] "Ah. There...what do you mean? Like, take the...thick, waist-type part and stuff it in my mouth? I put my crotch there!" [yanks pantyhose tight between her teeth again, but doesn't tie it] "Okay, see? This works. It's as good as you're gonna get." [slips them out of her mouth] "...okay, okay, okay! Fine! We'll do it the other way. [muttering] Stuffing pantyhose in my mouth..." [she completely stuffs the waist/crotch of the pantyhose into her mouth, and ties the legs tight as she can at the back of her head, muffling little grunts of slight discomfort] "[gagged] We good? You like this? The taste of nylon isn't that great...hmph." [girl at this point can improv being tied up and improv her reaction to that, and then moan and struggle for at least a minute or so while she's 'tied up' and gagged; at the end, she ungags herself; girl can give genuine reaction to experience].
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Femanons, try to masturbate as sneakily and as quietly as you can.
Dirty whispering and quiet moans are appreciated.
Bonus if you are almost caught by someone.
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1. ***FANTASY CHALLENGE***
Tell us your deepest, most sexy no-consequences fantasy. Please be candid and true and you don't have to shlick while doing it (but it would be totally cool if you did). Speak it how you want. We'll either get off on it, or some writer can turn it into a script.
2. ***BEDTIME STORY***
Can you read or tell me your favorite children's story as a bedtime story? Or make up one, if that's easier?
3. ***FIRSTS***
Do you have cute stories about "first experiences"? Let's hear about crushes, unrequited desire, watching "him" or "her" from afar, first kiss, budding romances, maybe even first fuck.It doesn't have to be too explicit or extremely dirty. Innocence, and discovery are dead cute. Bonus points if they are experiences with other women.
4. ***TRUE BESTS***
Talk about your best sex experiences. This can be solo, with a partner, with more than one partner whatever. This can be a dirty, romantic, or even a funny story as long as it is true, or true-ish.
5. ***ODDLY GOOD SEX***
Tell us about sexytimes that were strange in some way, but that you somehow were able to embrace even with that strangeness and have a good time.
6. ***BEST BDSM|D/s| ROLEPLAY| SCENE***
Describe the best scene(s) you've done and tell us what your role was, what happened and why it was so good for you. Be very detailed and provide sound effects if you want to. That's always fun.
BONUS ROUND: Once you record your story, record a fictionalized account of the same event. Make it equally believable if you can. Post both but don't tell us which is which. Then everyone else tries to figure out which story is true.
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AROUSAL DESCRIPTION CHALLENGE
The goal of this challenge is to describe for us an average masturbation session in as much detail as possible. Start out in a turned off or sexually neutral state and describe for us the kinds of things you do to yourself to get turned on for an average masturbation session as you're doing them. Once you're good and turned on (describing as you go how your body responds to you arousing yourself) proceed to masturbate all the while describing what you're doing, how it makes you feel, and how your body is responding in turn.
BE AS DESCRIPTIVE AS POSSIBLE! The more luscious tantalizing insight into how your body responds the better it will be.
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*****FILL IN THE BLANK CHALLENGE****
Add the words that make you hot and record your version. (Use it for parties too if
you wish.)
You make me so ____
I want you to ____ my ____
You make my ____
Your ____ makes me so ___
I want to ____ your ____
I want to ____ your ___ ___
I love it when you ____ my ____
I want to make your ____ ____
I love to look at your ____ ____
Thinking about you makes my ____ ___
____ me! ____ me now!
____ my ____!
I love the way your ________ ________ feels against my ____ ____
I need to feel your ________ ________ ________ inside my ________ ______ ___
I love the way your ____ ____ feels against my ____ ____
I have to ________ your ________ ____¬¬¬¬
I want you to play with my ________ ________
Stick your ________ ________ in my ________ _______
I want to make your ________ ________ ________!
My fantasy is ______________________
I want my Daddy to _____________________-
If he wishes to ____________ my ________________ it makes me love my master all the more.
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PILLOW TALK CHALLENGE
Pillow talk is when you wake up in the arms of the man you love and you can't believe how wonderful everything is, especially him and you want to tell him so. So, maybe it starts off murmuring endearments, or just declaring everything you like about him or telling him how great he is, how wonderful he is to make love to, all the beautiful wonderful things he does that make you love him so much.
This can be whispered, murmured, or just quietly said, but you should appear like you're right next to the person you are talking to. On the same pillow, even.
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*****THE DENIAL EDGING CHALLENGE*****
Start to masturbate in whatever way you prefer. Take yourself as close to orgasm as you can, and just before you come, stop yourself, ease down, count slowly to five and then start masturbating again. Repeat this for as long as you can: masturbating, almost about to come, stopping yourself, count slowly to five and then continue.
When you can no longer take it, come for us, good and hard.
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*****THE MULTIPLE ORGASM CHALLENGE*****
For those times when just once isn't enough.
Masturbate to orgasm whatever way you prefer. Once you've come, don't stop, come for us again, and again, and again.
Take it as far as you can. Don't stop cumming until you can't take it any more.
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THE 100-1 CHALLENGE
All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the girls make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...
100-1 GOD MODE
If you fail, you have to give yourself the same number of spanks as the numbers left in your countdown.
e.g. You fail at 15, so you have to give yourself 15 spanks and count them out loud for us.
This can be done as a separate recording.
THE "FUCK YOUR 100-1 CHALLENGE" CHALLENGE
The Game is that you just masturbate furiously, occasionally recording the sounds of your schlicking, and orgasm as much as possible as quickly as possible. Cum hard, cum fast, cum often.
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STORYTELLING CHALLENGES
1. ***FANTASY CHALLENGE***
Tell us your deepest, most sexy no-consequences fantasy. Please be candid and true and you don't have to shlick while doing it (but it would be totally cool if you did). Speak it how you want. We'll either get off on it, or some writer can turn it into a script.
2. ***BEDTIME STORY***
Can you read or tell me your favorite children's story as a bedtime story? Or make up one, if that's easier?
3. ***FIRSTS***
Do any of you femanons have cute stories about "first experiences"? Let's hear about crushes, unrequited desire, watching "him" or "her" from afar, first kiss, budding romances, maybe even first fuck.It doesn't have to be too explicit or extremely dirty. Innocence, and discovery are dead cute. Bonus points if they are experiences with other women.
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MASTURBATION CHALLENGES
PLAIN MASTURBATION--Mostly wordless, but not necessarily completely wordless. Different people have different taste in masturbation style, some people prefer it when girls don't moan, but just start breathing shallower and shallower, others love really loud moaners/groaners, and so on. Whatever you do, there's someone out there who prefers it.- Why try this? Because people masturbating for themselves tends to feel intimate and raw.
100-1 COUNTDOWN MASTURBATION--Either get warmed up before or start cold, starting at usually 100 count down at whatever pace feels natural as you masturbate, trying to get off at 1. Getting off before or after reaching 1, or seriously fucking up with the counting is not an issue, as doing it "perfectly" is not the point of the recording. The attempt is the point of the recording, and any fuckups just add to it. Or do it in GOD MODE where the number you stopped at tells you how many times to spank yourself STOP at 13 = 12.- Why try this? Some listeners like how people's voices get increasingly or suddenly unsteady, being vocal without the distraction of scripts, and the anticipation of the countdown.
DESCRIPTIVE MASTURBATION--Masturbation with either descriptions of what you're doing, or what you'd like to do to someone else, or what you'd want to have done to yourself.- Why try this? All the fun of masturbation, with added mind candy for the audience.
EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.
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Ladies (of course the gentlemen are free to take this over to MSA too) give us some laughs! The following are some suggestions, but feel free to do whataver works.
Sexy chuckle
Delighted Laugh
Cute Giggle
Teeheehee's
Haha. Very Funny Ironic laugh
Laugh Out Loud (for real)laugh
(Holy God that was hysterical I'm loosing my shit) laugh
"Oh you." Laugh
Mocking laughter
Evil Cackle
Totally Insane Laughter
Knowing laugh
Totally horny laugh
Ironic Intentionally Obnoxious Laugh
Whatever else......
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Something you or your partner has said that just made you melt--or fuck harder.
Read these or make up some more.
"I never knew it could be this intense"
"No daddy, I am a good girl please dont hurt me daddy"
"I want it, I want it"
"Fuck I can't take this anymore."
"I want your babies! "
"Oh god, I need you to come in me."
"I never dreamed this could feel this good."
"FOR THE EMPEROR!"
"Purge Me, I'm a filthy heretic."
"So this is what the Conquistadors felt like..."
"If I knew you were this good I would have done this a long time ago"
"I feel like I'm floating! I'm seeing Mario mushrooms!...after some wine and making her tremble
"Holy shit, you're so good in me!"
"I'm going to just keep you in my bed forever.
"I don't think you're going to fit
"I love the sounds you make.
"I want to fuck you slowly just to watch you and see what you do."
"I didn't mean to bite that hard, but it was like my brain was melting."
"you're-ah...you're too good at this...!"
"God gave you the gift of life.. And I want to swallow it."
"Fuck, I'm all set on masturbation material for the next few months."
"Oh I could be Harley Quinn, that would be fun"
"Don't stop until you cum"
"I'm not gonna lie...i really wanna fuck you right now"
"you know, I could give you the old lickaroo"
"I love that slapping sound when we fuck, fuck me harder!
"Im already wet."fuck me like you wanna get fucked!"
"If you're.. gonna come.. do it.. in my ass."
"I've never had a tingly face after getting eaten out before, you did good"
"Murder rape me!"
"I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool."
“You think I’m not a goddess? Try me.This is a torch song.Touch me and you’ll burn.”
"please give me the D i want you to be my sex king"
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Everybody: Write a hateful rap to have the ladies record to throw down when the trolls come.
Be nasty like it's the rap battle of your life and you have to kill it to win it!
Post your rhymes!*
Example from the web
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8WkN04x6TI
Whats up trolls, my names Excalibur,
I'll put a hole in ya, like a .50 calibur,
thats right man, i'll slice you apart,
stab my silver blade strait through ya heart,
this right here is the secret to life,
piss me off and you'll see the light,
step any further and you won't survive,
your encounter with excalibur, THIS GUY
*Iambic pentameter is suggested for best effect, but do what you do best!
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BREAST WORSHIP SCRIPT MASH-UP
Requesting a Femanon to describe her breasts. Just describe them in as much detail as possible,
Basically you could answer following questions at your own pace:
1. Describe the skin complexion of your breasts.
2. Does your breasts have any notable details, such as: freckles, beauty spots, stretch marks for instance?
3. How about your nipples; their size, color and texture?
4. How would you describe your cleavage? Are your breasts close to each other and what kind of a shape do they have? How do they rest against your chest when you're standing?
5. How sensitive would you say your breasts are? Expand on that.
6. What does your favorite bra look like and how does it feel against on your breasts?
7. Can you reach to lick or even kiss your own breasts?
8. Do you have any fetishes or fantasies concerning your breasts?
9 What do you like to have done to them, what you have had done to them, what you could have had done to them but didn't.
Take your time and explore those questions in peace.
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FRENCH PHRASE CHALLENGE
Français English meaning
Embrasse-moi Kiss me
Caresse-moi Caress me
Déshabille-moi Strip me
Prends-moi Take me
Je t'aime I love you
J'ai envie de toi I want to have sex with you /Jey an-vee dey too-ah
Tu me manques I miss you
Je te désire I want you /Jey tey dey-zeer
Je veux faire l'amour avec toi I want to make love with you
tes lèvres your lips
ta bouche your mouth
tes seins your boobs
tes jambes your legs
ta langue your tongue
tes baisers your kisses
mon amour my love
chéri(e) honey
Tu es chaud you're hot /Tue ey show
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GAG CHALLENGE REWRITE
I would love to hear a girl putting on a multi-layered gag. For instance, something like this:
1. Panties stuffed in the mouth.
2. A stocking or hose tied between the teeth to hold the panties in.
3. A cloth like a thin scarf or handkerchief tied tight over the mouth.
4. Another cloth/sock tied under the chin to hold the mouth closed.
5. A bandanna or wider material tied tight over the nose and mouth.
6. Another sock or something tied over the masked mouth area.
7. Another cloth tied tight over top of it all.
I would love a description of all the materials being used, as well as testing the effectiveness of the gag as each layer is added. Once it's all on, some "mmphing" and moaning wouldn't hurt! Think about spanking yourself and yelping behind your gag---hnnggggg!
And the audio of slowly taking it all off could be really sexy, especially that little sigh or gasp that girls make when the gag comes off.
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SOUND EFFECTS (SFX) CHALLENGE!
This challenge is about the sounds you can make or simulate for recordings.
Only do the rounds (or sounds) you are comfortable with.
ROUND 1:
Make or simulate:
WITH HAND
Ass Slap, Tit Slap, Thigh Slap, Face Slap, Pussy Slap
WITH RULER, PADDLE, RIDING CROP, BELT, OR SOMETHING ELSE
Ass Slap, Tit Slap, Thigh Slap, Face Slap, Pussy Slap
ROUND 2:
Make or Simulate:
Quick Kiss, Deep Kiss, BJ, Choking,Being face-fucked
ROUND 3:
Make or Simulate:
Slow shlicking sound, Fast shlicking sound, Vibrator work,
BONUS ROUND:
If all this slapping and such turns you on, end with a nice hot round of shlicking.
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MASTURBATION CHALLENGES FROM THE MALE THREAD (But good for all)
>OLD THREAD CLASSICS
Masturbation recordings:
- plain masturbation
- 100-1 countdown masturbation
- descriptive masturbation
- edging
PLAIN MASTURBATION
Mostly wordless, but not necessarily completely wordless. Different people have different taste in masturbation style, some people prefer it when guys don't moan, but just start breathing shallower and shallower, others love really loud moaners/groaners, and so on. Whatever you do, there's someone out there who prefers it.
- Why try this? Because people masturbating for themselves tends to feel intimate and raw.
100-1 COUNTDOWN MASTURBATION
Either get warmed up before or start cold, starting at usually 100 count down at whatever pace feels natural as you masturbate, trying to get off at 1. Getting off before or after reaching 1, or seriously fucking up with the counting is not an issue, as doing it "perfectly" is not the point of the recording. The attempt is the point of the recording, and any fuckups just add to it.
- Why try this? Some listeners like how people's voices get increasingly or suddenly unsteady, being vocal without the distraction of scripts, and the anticipation of the countdown.
DESCRIPTIVE MASTURBATION
Masturbation with either descriptions of what you're doing, or what you'd like to do to someone else, or what you'd want to have done to yourself.
- Why try this? All the fun of masturbation, with added mind candy for the audience.
EDGING
Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.
- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.
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===============QUESTIONS FOR NEW BOYS v.1===================
1. What made you decide to start recording?
2. Have you ever recorded audios for the thread before?
3. Have you ever posted an audio in here in which you reached orgasm? If so, did it excite you to come for us, knowing we were listening? Or were you crazy nervous?
4. If you were to record a script, what kind of subject matter would appeal to you?
5. How often do you tend to masturbate, and what's your preferred method of masturbating? Describe your usual
method as best you can.
6. Where's the most risky place (from a point of view of being discovered) where you've masturbated to orgasm?
7. Have you ever masturbated for anyone else (other than on here) - if so, tell us about it.
8. What's your favorite way to fuck?
9. Are you a Dom, Sub or Switch?
10. Have you ever had a sexual experience with another boy? If so, tell us a little about it.
11. Do you ever use a toy when you masturbate? If so, please describe it
12. Can you remember what it was that inspired you to come the last time you masturbated? i.e. what were you thinking about / watching / listening to etc
13. Do you like to go for multiple orgasms, or is one usually enough?
14. Have you masturbated today yet?
15. How do you feel about challenges? (100-1 fap challenge, edging challenges, etc.)
16. Please pick a name for yourself (absolutely not your own!) to be used as your “Vocaroo Name”
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RINGTONE CHALLENGE
Ladies, make our phones sound nice and sexy. Record the following phrases--and any others you might like.
"You have a text message, my lord."
"You have a new message, my master."
"You have a new text message, Sir."
"Sir, there is a message."
"Phone call!"
"Ring, ring ring, ring!"
"I love you, baby" "Let's get it on, I'm ringing?
"Pssst! <whisper> Hey! I can't get the vibrate thing to work! Psssst!
<spoiled brat speaking> "Pay attention to ME!"
<pouty girl talking> "Pay attention to me!"
"Oni-chan. The phone is for you!"
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THE LITERARY CHALLENGE
Read any story/poem/song lyrics that make you hot while playing with yourself.
Read the title and author in your normal voice beforehand. Try to come by the end of the reading, but if it's after you finish, that's OK too.
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***SINGING, SPEAKING CHALLENGE***
Have you ever heard a song and wished someone would sing it to you?
Femanons: Sing it, moan it, or speak the lyrics as if they are a poem.
Anons: Make your own lists, suggest other cuts and enjoy what is posted.
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**CHRISTMAS & SEASONAL SONGS & POEMS CHALLENGE!**
Lyrical Femanons! Let us hear you!
BONUS, IF THEY'RE DIRTY, SUGGESTIVE OR SEXILY CROONED.
( I know I have a dirty version of the 12 days of Christmas somewhere)
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****HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT US FAPPING TO YOUR VOICE CHALLENGE****
How you feel about your voice being masturbated to?
Explain in a normal voice, be honest and true and give us some details such as: Do you shlick to your own recordings? Does your significant other masturbate to them? Do you do it while listening together? Do you think about your audience? How do you picture them? And any other insights you have on the matter.
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15 Minutes of Thinking about Task-based Challenges
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***The Just Do It Challenge!***
Femanons,record yourself masturbating.
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***The Simple Moaning Challenge!***
Femanon's just moan. Record a lot of moaning. Do something that makes you moan.
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***The Handcuff Shlicking Challenge!***
Shlick yourself while your wrists are handcuffed together. Gather what you will need to do this ahead of time and it will be easier. Using any handcuffs you have--cheap metal ones might be best and record your shlicking with your wrists cuffed. We want to hear shlicking, moaning and clinking!
Bonus if you manage it with your hands cuffed behind your back.
Extra Credit if you use nipple clamps at the same time.
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***The Edge Yourself Challenge!***
Tease yourself nearly to orgasm and hold it there, let time pass and then amp yourself up again, but don't come. Repeat this for as long as you can, until you DO orgasm, recording the whole thing.
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***The Toy Collection Challenge!***
Take us on an audio tour of your favorite dildos,butt plugs,vibrators,nipple clamps,Sybian's, whatever you've got and then use your favorite to masturbate to.
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***12 Strokes Challenge!***
Take a riding crop, whip, belt or even your own hand and give yourself 12 strokes. Do Six on your ass, four on your tits, and two on your pussy. Count them out loud for us. Record the sounds and your cries. If the experience turns you on sufficiently, you have our permission to cum, as long as you record it.
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***ICE IS NICE CHALLENGE
Take an ice cube or two and,describing what you are doing, slowly rub them over your breasts, particularly your nipples and record your reaction. Then, continuing to describe your actions as you try putting it on your clitoris, or in and around your vagina. To make it hotter try to masturbate with the ice. Your description and reaction to all this will be what we want to hear. So whether it's whoops of delight, cries of 'its so coooolld! or whatever, just let it out. Have fun and don't get frosbitten!
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***The Assfuck Yourself Challenge!***
Record yourself reaming your ass out with your fingers or a dildo.
(Haters should use the business end of a toilet brush or a chainsaw)
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***The Expanding Dildos Challenge!***
Record yourself masturbating with articles of an ever-increasing size until you cum.
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***Personification Challenge***
Talk to your dildo as if it were a person(real, imagined, celebrity etc...) and give it a large dose of dirty talk as you use it to pleasure yourself.
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***How Many Sharpies...Challenge!***
Counting out loud as you go, see how many Sharpies you can get inside your pussy and/or pooper. If the experience turns you on, you are a dirty whore and must come for us.
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****100-1 CHALLENGE CHOICES****
All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the girls make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...
****GOD MODE**** (optional, except for true submissives)
If you fail, you have to give yourself the same number of spanks as the numbers left in your countdown.
e.g. You fail at 15, so you have to give yourself 15 spanks and count them out loud for us.
This can be done as a separate recording.
*** THE "FUCK YOUR 100-1 CHALLENGE" CHALLENGE ***
The Game is that you just masturbate furiously, occasionally recording the sounds of your schlicking, and orgasm as much as possible as quickly as possible. Cum hard, cum fast, cum often.
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***BLOWJOB CHALLENGE***
Pretend to enthusiastically give a blowjob with:
1. Moaning while you do it
2. Engaging in a bit of cock worship when you come up for air "Its so big/I want all your delicious cum/etc" and/or submissive praise, "Thank you Master for letting me take you in my mouth/I hope I can please you master/etc..."
3. Licking your lips and talking about how tasty that cum was when done.
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****DRAMATIC READING CHALLENGE****
These phrases are from the classic Phone Sex Operators Guide, an informative and inadvertently funny introduction to the exciting job of a Phone Sex Actress.
Your job is to read these phrases, read them like you mean them, read them like you are telling your dearest love or sexiest obsession these things. Don’t rush and try not to laugh too much.
I want your hard throbbing cock in my tight wet pussy"
"I need you to make me cum for you"
"Oh my GOD you are so good"
"Cum for me"
"What are you thinking about doing to me?"
"Tell me what you want to do to my pussy"
"Is your dick all hard?"
"Are you throbbing for me?"
"Are you touching yourself for me?"
"Are you going to make it cum for me?"
"Where do you want to cum?"
"Do you want to cum all over my breasts?"
"Do you want to fuck my big breasts with your hard cock?"
"Do you want to taste my pussy?"
"Do you want me?"
"Tell me how bad you want me"
"Tell me all your dirty little thoughts"
"Are you a bad boy?"
"Do you want me to be naughty or nice?"
"Tell me your dirty little thoughts"
"Are you a bad boy?"
"Do you want to stick your hard cock in my wet pussy?"
"Do you know how wet I am?"
"Do you know how much you are turning me on mmmmmm ohhhh YES! You make me want to cum"
"Do you want me to cum for you?"
"Tell me how to come for you"
"What would you like me to do for you?"
"Do you want to fuck me?"
"Do you want to fuck?"
"Do you want me to fuck you?"
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***FANTASY CHALLENGE***
Tell us your deepest, most sexy no-consequences fantasy. Please be candid and true and you don't have to shlick while doing it (but it would be totally cool if you did). Speak it how you want. We'll either get off on it, or some writer can turn it into a script.
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***FIFTEEN PHRASES CHALLENGE***
According to some sex therapist whose name I just can't recall, these fifteen phrases are guaranteed to turn any man to jelly if they are whispered huskily into his ear. Ladies, I think it is your responsibility, duty even, to test this theory. Huskily whisper away!
“I love the way you kiss me…especially when you kiss me there!”
“I want to get naked with you right now.”
“Do you like the way that feels?”
“Use your mouth on me.”
“I love the things you do with your tongue.”
“You’re so damn gorgeous.”
“Want to see what I really want? Come closer…”
“Tell me what you want.”
“This is going to be the dirtiest night of your life.”
“It drives me crazy when you look at me that way…”
“You taste so good.”
“Come over here and ride me hard.”
“Your wish is my command.”
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****READING & MASTURBATION CHALLENGE****
Here's the deal, femanons:
Get the story that really makes you hot whether it's one you've read here, or your copy of "50 Shades of Grey", "The Story of O" "Justine" or your favorite manga. It should be your God-Tier reading material for schlicking. Just use the best.
Pleasure yourself as you read. Use a vibrator or whatever toy you like if you've got them and let us hear you.
(Alt: Read as your BF or GF silently pleasures you, ala the Hysterical Literature series on YouTube.)
Record and post
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***RELAXATION SCRIPT CHALLENGE***
Progressive Muscle Relaxation
Sit in a comfortable chair ( or lie on the floor, or on a bed). Ensure you will not be disturbed by other noises. If you become aware of sounds - just try to ignore them and let them leave your mind just as soon as they enter. Make sure the whole of your body is comfortably supported - including your arms, head and feet. (Rest your arms on the arms of the chair, with your feet flat on the floor - if sitting!)
• Close your eyes. Feel the chair supporting your whole body - your legs, your arms, your head. If you can feel any tension, begin to let it go. Take 2 slow and deep breaths, and let the tension begin to flow out.
• Become aware of your head - notice how your forehead feels. Let any tension go and feel your forehead become smooth and wide. Let any tension go from around your eyes, your mouth, your cheeks and your jaw. Let your teeth part slightly and feel the tension go.
• Now focus on your neck - let the chair take the weight of your head and feel your neck relax. Now your head is feeling heavy and floppy. Let your shoulders lower gently down. Your shoulders are wider, your neck is longer.
• Notice how your body feels as you begin to relax.
• Be aware of your arms and your hands. Let them sink down into the chair. Now they are feeling heavy and limp.
• Think about your back - from your neck to your hips. Let the tension go and feel yourself sinking down into the chair. Let your hips, your legs and your feet relax and roll outwards. Notice the feeling of relaxation taking over.
• Think about your breathing - your abdomen gently rising and falling as you breathe. Let your next breath be a little deeper, a little slower...
• Now, you are feeling completely relaxed and heavy. …. Lie still and concentrate on slow, rhythmic breathing….
ALTERNATE: Go to http://www.hypnosense.com/index.php?main_page=page&id=51&chapter=2 and choose one of those scripts to do.
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****SHENANIGAN CHALLENGE: COMPUTER ERROR MESSAGES****
"I am completely operational and all my circuits are functioning perfectly."
"Beginning shutdown sequence"
"Good morning, sweetheart."
"What you you like to do today"
"Something ooopsed."
"Message for you, sir."
"Command me, Master"
"Initiating Startup Sequence."
"You've got to be kidding."
"I don't think so."
"Your wish is my command."
"Do they deserve this?"
"Knock it off!"
"Download complete."
“Auto-Destruct Engaged”
“Initiating Start-up sequence”
"Nope, nuh uh, not gonna happen!"
“Warning!”
"Stop this right now!
"WRONG!"
"Error Error Error"
"My Systems Indicate an Intruder is Present"
<Moan>
"Oh, you don't want to look in there."
"That's enough of that"
"Stand by for jump"
And any other messages you think a computer needs to be saying.
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QUESTIONNAIRES
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20 Questions To Ask That Will Reveal A Person’s True Self
In life, we all just want someone to know us, to hear us, and to appreciate us. We want someone to listen to our crazy stories and philosophies at 3AM, call us just to say hello, and ask us those questions that other people didn’t. We just want someone to understand us, but not many people take the time to. In today’s fast-paced world where people have more distractions than ever, listening and even being interested in others seems to be fading quickly.
In an article on Huffington Post, psychologist Michelle Roya Rad says about active listening:
“People are attracted to good listeners, and they complain that there aren’t that many of them around these days. People are also skilled at telling a real from a phony, meaning someone who is really listening or someone who is just pretending to be listening. The bottom line is, one of the skills we need to learn when we want to connect to someone on a deep level is to learn to listen to them empathetically. Empathic listening means we put all of our baggage, distraction, need to control and beliefs as to how things “should” be outside of the interaction and attend fully to the person we are listening to. In other words, it will be about them, not us.”
If you really want to get to know someone on a deep level, the following questions can help.
20 Questions To Ask Someone That Will Reveal Their True Self
1. What’s your life motto, or philosophy you live by?
They might answer with something simple like “Hakuna Matata,” or maybe they will have a more in-depth answer. However, this question will allow you to get to know their basic outlook on life. Do they have a negative or positive view of the world, and how do they react to it?
2. What’s your favorite thing about yourself?
This will show you their self-esteem levels. If they can’t think of anything, this shows they don’t have a very positive self-image. If they do have an answer, however, it will show you what they think about themselves.
3. Do you follow a religion or spiritual practice?
This question may seem generic, but getting to know someone’s spiritual beliefs will allow you to see if you have compatibility with this person.
4. What was the best time of your life?
Again, the point is to show your interest in every aspect of their life. This question will let you into their past a little bit.
5. What was the worst thing that ever happened to you?
This might seem a bit dark, but to fully know someone, we have to know their pain, too.
6. What’s your biggest dream?
Many people, believe it or not, don’t want to share their dreams for fear of rejection. Letting someone open up in this way will make them trust you.
7. What did you want to be when you were a kid?
These types of questions will let you get to know their inner child, which is important in knowing someone deeply.
8. What was/is your biggest accomplishment?
Let them gloat for a minute – allowing someone to share their accomplishments will show that you really care.
9. Why do you think we’re all here?
This might be one of the most contemplated questions ever, but it’s worth asking. Their answer might give you a new perspective.
10. What was your best relationship?
This might reopen old wounds, but if they don’t want to answer, they’ll tell you. This question will show you an important part of their past.
11. If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
This will show you what motivates them, and what they truly care about in the world.
12. Do you like your job? If not, what would you like to do instead?
Unfortunately, many people dislike their jobs. However, this question might open them up to new possibilities.
13. What are your favorite hobbies?
Basically, this shows you how they spend their free time, which is important in getting to know someone.
14. If money was no object, what would you do in life?
This will show you what the person would do if they had freedom to spend their time how they chose to.
15. Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Relationships are important in someone’s life, and this will let you get to know them on a more intimate level.
16. What are you thankful for?
This will tell you what they value most in life.
17. What do you wish people understood more about you?
Many people feel misunderstood, and this will show you why they might feel this way.
18. If you could turn back time and do anything differently, would you?
This will tell you if the person has any regrets, and why.
19. What’s the craziest, or most exciting thing you’ve ever done?
People love to share their memories of fun times, and it’s a great way to get to know someone’s life.
20. What do you think about most often?
People just want to share what’s on their mind, and allowing them a space to do so is the foundation of a great relationship.
(C)Power of Positivity, LLC. All rights reserved
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Invasive Questions Source
1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
9. Do you like having your balls touched?
10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
11. Do you like having your anus touched?
12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
14. Do you have any kinks?
15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
16. Do you pee in the shower?
17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
18. Have you had sex in the shower?
19. Do you like being naked?
20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
29. How many sexual partners have you had?
30. How often do you masturbate?
31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
39. Do you ever go commando?
40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
41. How big is your penis?
42. Does your penis curve at all?
43. Which testicle hangs lower?
44. How big are your breasts?
45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
53. Do you like your butt?
54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
63. Spit or swallow?
64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
66. Do you "squirt?"
67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
78. Do you own any sex toys?
79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
81. What are your favorite positions?
82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
92. Have you have phone sex?
93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
94. What's something you like about your body?
95. What's something you dislike about your body?
96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
100. Do you often imagine people naked?
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Some real creepy questions, 102 get your fix. DO IT
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
13. What about ‘R’?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
52. Are you nice to everyone?
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
56. Do you think you like someone?
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
60. Do you hate anyone?
61. How’s your heart?
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
70. How do you look right now?
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
72. Can you commit to one person?
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
75. Did you wake up cranky?
76. Are you a jealous person?
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
81. Last person you cried in front of?
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
85. Are you over your past?
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
97. Who do you have texts from?
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
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20 Questions
1) Put your music on shuffle. Give me the first 5 songs that pop up.
2) what's your favorite color/colors?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
6) Now, what do you smell? hear? taste?
7) What's your religion?
8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
9) Describe your most recent sexual experience
10) What's the last thing you purchased?
11) If you didn't now your age what age would you say you felt like? (you can say your actual age as well)
12) Ever been on a plane?
13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
14) Favorite food and drink?
15) Hobbies?
16) Do you have a collection of anything?
17) Physical fitness goals?
18) Favorite movie?
19)You have the opportunity to sleep with anybody of your choice. Who would it be?
20) Cut or uncut preference?
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***83 GODDAMN QUESTIONS****
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
9. Describe your perfect mate
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
56. State 8 facts about your body
57. Things you want to say to an ex
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
70. What turns you on?
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your first kiss with?
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Questions for Femanon's (Hard Answers Edition)
1) Rank these kinks in order from those which appeal most to you, to those that appeal least to you;
-beastiality
-watersports
-rape
-scat
-incest
-foot fetish
2) A man offers you money for 1 night of sex (he's normal looking, doesn't want anything really fucked up). How much is the lowest amount you would charge? (eg; $1, $10,000, $1,000,000, etc.) You must state a number.
3) You and your immediate family (mom, dad, siblings) are captured, you must have sex with one of them or you all die. Who do you have sex with?
4) You are cursed and can no longer eat or drink anything but cum (for this question's sake we'll bend reality and say you only need 1 gallon of cum a day to not starve to death). How would you get that much cum?
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Questions for Femanon's (Scripts and Vocaroo's Edition)
1) Can you remember the first vocaroo you recorded for the thread? What was it?
2) Do you have any favorite script's you've done? What ones are they?
3) What was the weirdest script you've done?
4) Do you ever get turned on by reading dirty scripts? If so, do you masturbate thinking of the fantasy later?
5) Have you ever listened to your own vocaroo and been turned on?
6) How do you feel about guys masturbating to your vocaroo's?
7) How do you feel about guys masturbating to the most perverted, fucked up and horrible vocaroo's you've done? (eg, that one you thought was funny about the 8 year old, a clown and her puppy, someone probably fapped to it!)
8) Have you ever been caught reading scripts? if so what did they say?
9) What would your friends say if they heard your vocaroo's? What would your family say?
10) Have any scripts you'd like to see written?
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***QUESTIONS ABOUT PRACTICE***
How many takes do you usually do before you post?
How do you like to work, with a script or through improvisation?
If you use scripts which type works best for you? (Use an example from the thread or pastebin, if you wish)
If you do improv, how much of an idea do you need to work with? Please give examples.
What type(s) of requests do you enjoy taking?
What should we call you (not your real name, of course) here?
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****QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS****
1. Where are you right now and what are you wearing (no need to make it up, honesty is more fun)
2. Have you ever recorded audios for the thread before?
3. Have you ever posted an audio in here in which you reached orgasm? If so, did it excite you to come for us, knowing we were listening? Or were you crazy nervous?
4. If you were to record a script, what kind of subject matter would appeal to you?
5. How often do you tend to masturbate, and what's your preferred method of masturbating? Describe your usual method as best you can.
6. Where's the most risky place (from a point of view of being discovered) where you've masturbated to orgasm?
7. Have you ever masturbated for anyone else (other than on here) - if so, tell us about it.
8. What's your favorite way to be fucked?
9. Do you like it a little rough, being held down and used?
10. Have you ever had a sexual experience with another girl? If so, tell us a little about it.
11. Do you ever use a toy when you masturbate? If so, please describe it (a little buzz from it would be fun too to demonstrate)
12. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time - if so, tell us a little about it.
13. Can you remember what it was that inspired you to come the last time you masturbated? i.e. what were you thinking about / watching / listening to etc
14. Do you like to go for multiple orgasms, or is one usually enough?
15. Have you masturbated today yet?
16. We'd love to hear you touch yourself a little - slip your hand between your thighs...
17. Does it excite you, knowing we're listening to you?
18. Make yourself wet, we'd love that.
19. You can stop right here if you like, or if you're brave enough, let us hear you come...
20. Please choose a Vocaroo name to use. One that is not yours and not one you’ve used for camwhoring or things.
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****QUESTIONS FOR FEMANONS (MASTURBATION EDITION****
You don't have to answer all of them, just which questions you feel like.
1) What age did you first start masturbating?
2) How did you learn and how did you do it? (fingers? rubbing on things? details!)
3) When you first started masturbating, what were your favorite fantasies?
4) What are your current favorite fantasies?
5) How do you like to get off now? (reading stories, camsex, watching porn, etc.?)
6) How often do you masturbate? How long does a typical session last?
7) Ever get caught masturbating?
8) Do you like porn? If so, what is your favorite type? (specific movies, scenes or pornstars is a bonus)
8b) If you answered 'yes' above. Pretend you had no budget limits and could have anyone (any actor, celebrity, someone you know, any creature, etc.) star in it. What would your dream porn be?
9) Describe the best self-induced orgasm you've had.
10) What is the most shameful thing you've ever cum watching (or thinking of, or doing)?
11) Ever thought of a teacher, friend's boyfriend, family member or someone inappropriate?
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****QUESTIONS FOR VOCAROO GIRLS PAST & PRESENT****
Part of the Vocaroo Thread History Project
1. Who are you?
2.When did you last post?
3. How many aliases did you operate under and what were they?
4. Do you still lurk? Why?
5. Do you want requests? Why or why not?
6. Do you prefer to forget the whole experience because you have a life now, and it's perfectly fucking fulfilling, thank you?
7. How have you been?
8. What are you up to now?
9.Why did you start posting here?
10. Why did you stop?
11. Who do you blame?
12. If we had a giant vocaroo prom, who would you go with?
13. Are their patterns to be found in vocaroo girl experiences?
14. Seriously, looking back on it from your more mature vantage point, what do you take away from the whole 4chan vocaroo experience?
15. Oh, and if you feel like schlicking for us, that would be wonderful.
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150 "hella cute" questions
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
19. Do you like bubble baths?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
21. What are you bad habits?
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues?
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
33. Spell your name with your chin.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
40. What do you want to do after high school?
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about?
47. Have you ever been high?
48. Have you ever been drunk?
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
53. Favourite makeup brand?
54. Favourite store?
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?
57. Favourite food?
58. Last thing you ate?
59. First thing you ate this morning?
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
62. Been arrested? For what?
63. Ever been in love?
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
65. Are you hungry right now?
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
67. Facebook or Twitter?
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
69. Are you watching tv right now?
70. Names of your bestfriends?
71. Craving something? What?
72. What colour are your towels?
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
75. Favourite animal?
76. What colour is your underwear?
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
80. What colour pants?
81. Favourite tv show?
82. Favourite movie?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
87. First person you talked to today?
88. Last person you talked to today?
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
92. In a fight with someone?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
95. Last movie you watched?
96. Favourite actress?
97. Favourite actor?
98. Do you tan a lot?
99. Have any pets?
100. How are you feeling?
101. Do you type fast?
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
103. Can you spell well?
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
108. What should you be doing?
109. Is something irritating you right now?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
115. Do you play the Wii?
116. Are you listening to music right now?
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
118. Do you like Chinese food?
119. Favourite book?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
121. Are you mean?
122. Is cheating ever okay?
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. Do you believe in true love?
126. Are you currently bored?
127. What makes you happy?
128. Would you change your name?
129. What your zodiac sign?
130. Do you like subway?
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
134. Can you count to one million?
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
137. How tall are you?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
140. Summer or Winter?
141. Night or Day?
142. Favourite month?
143. Are you a vegetarian?
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
145. Tea or Coffee?
146. Was today a good day?
147. Mars or Snickers?
148. What’s your favourite quote?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? (via downbythetyrabanks)
Questions greatly appreciated while I go shower :D